You know what would make for a great Christmas gift? How about a nice trip to Whistler.
Since I don't know how, maybe Eric Nesterenko could teach me how to ski.
After a day on the slopes, I could take in a couple of hours at Vincent Damphousse's new Scandinavian spa. Massage, facial scrub, pedicure...
Maybe later on I would enjoy a nice glass of Igor Larionov's Triple Overtime Wine.
It is impossible not to fall in love with Whistler. Maybe I'll buy some property there. I better call up realtor Chris Oddleifson. Then I'll get a new hot tub installed by Corey Foster.
On second thought, the Whistler real estate prices are ridiculous. I better first make an appointment with financial adviser John Druce.
How times change, eh?
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