Need to suppress a fire? Or trick Steve Smith into scoring into his own net? Call Colin Patterson.
Need to lease an automobile. How about someone to patrol left wing with aggression? Call Jim Peplinski.
Need liquor in Airdrie, Alberta or a home inspected in the BC interior. Maybe you need a plodding depth defenseman? Call Dana Murzyn.
The Calgary Herald as a nice little Where Are They Now feature on the Flames' 1989 Stanley Cup championship team.